This past week was supposed to be great. I was going to substitute teach at the international school for three days, Geoff was going to cook some award-winning chili for the Embassy's chili cook-off Friday, and Liam was going to be his fabulous self.
The week started off okay. I met with the teacher and go an idea of the way things work in his 11 year-old-classroom (6th grade) of nine kids. I learned what was expected of me in language arts and reading (basically a free reign--NO PROBLEMO!); in Science: some early spring gardening (HOORAY) and some studies of the 5 atomic structure models (HUH?); in math: percentages (okay, I can do that) and spatial geometry (SAY WHAT?). I was seriously starting to doubt I could teach all of these things to 9 eleven -year-olds, but I'd said yes, so I had to give it a try.
Wednesday arrived, and I jumped out of bed at the alarm. I had prepared my belongings and lunch the day before, so I arrived early and well-prepared for the day. My teacher was able to stick around and do the morning's teaching while I watched, although I did get to co-teach while the kids were working on their research (of Wikipedia) papers. I got to explain "this citation thing" on their terms and got to see the light bulbs turn on above their heads--ALWAYS a good feeling for me. The teacher was grateful. After the math, he left, and the kids left for their foreign language and then library time. I sat at the desk and ate my almonds and carrot sticks and started to think, "MAN, am I tired." I talked myself into thinking I had just forgotten how much energy is required to teach all day.
The kids came back to Science--GARDEN TIME! We went outside, despite the chill, and found the world's saddest spades and hoes to attempt our furrows for spring onions, spinach, and marigolds. After coming back inside, I began to feel achy, but I blamed it on the fact that I was wearing heeled boots and hadn't been in heels all day in 10 months.
After gardening, I did a bit of reading aloud from
The Phantom Tollbooth (their teacher's choice--they're going to turn it into a play) and
The Black Book of Secrets (which the kids chose out of two I brought, the other being
Gregor the Overlander). The kids were enthralled, but I was struggling. Again, I blamed it on being out of practice.
Needless to say, by the time the day was finished at 3:15, I was beat. I drove straight to Liam's school to get him, came home to change, and SADLY, we plopped on the couch in front of a Pixar movie instead of doing our daily "baby" letter games. I simply could not function--couldn't unload the dishwasher, couldn't fold a load of towels...NOTHING.
At 12:30 that night, I woke up realizing why I felt bad. I WAS SICK!!!!! Violently ill, in fact. I had to e-mail the principal of the school to explain what was going on and send in sub plans, halfway afraid that she would think I was lying, halfway not caring because I WAS SO SICK.
Thursday was a blur. Geoff and I got Liam off to school okay, but I was a mess. My friend Anna mercifully left some 7-up at my door, and I sipped that as best I could all morning. I struggled through getting Liam from school that afternoon, but when Geoff got home he found Liam watching yet another Pixar movie in our bed with me still in misery. Even the lovely red Gatorade he brought me could not fix me. Geoff went about making his chili for the next evening's contest while trying to feed and parent our child before putting him to bed.
Thursday night was another miserable night, so I had to e-mail the principal again, and when Friday morning arrived, I knew I was in trouble. Geoff took Liam to school, and I tried to get more sleep. When I finally made it into the Embassy medical office that afternoon, my blood pressure was low, my heart rate was high, and it was time for action. Geoff dropped what he was doing at work to come sit with me at the strange (BUT VERY NICE) Bosnian doctor's office while I was given IV fluids, a sonogram to check for appendicitis, and some drugs to help the illness. MAN, did that IV work wonders. I should have gone in sooner.
Geoff offered to skip the chili cook-off that evening, but I was feeling so much better, and he had worked so hard, I couldn't let him skip it. Glad he didn't, for our Chef Geoff won the "People's Choice" award for best chili. We always knew he was a fabulous cook, didn't we? I am just SO BUMMED that I didn't get to sample it. He got a lovely prize of some
rakia (local brandy-type alcohol) and a cookbook amongst other things. We are very proud of him!
So all in all, it was a rough few days with a good ending! As indicative of this week's trauma, this photo of our usually non-napping son was snapped on Friday afternoon about 4 p.m. This week was rough on everybody.